» Who are you?
Michael Augustus Castagna
» Are we friends?
No, we're just "fuck buddies with an intimate relationship"
» When and how did we meet?
That fateful art class...when your voice was deeper than mine
» Do you have a crush on me?
Sometimes I'd like to crush you
» Would you kiss me?
Yes...but only because you do it so grood
» Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Pinky Peach...because you're pink...and peachy
» Describe me in one word.
Radiant
» What was your first impression?
Man, this girl is a mad dyke...but I have a strong premonition that I'll do her some day
» Do you still think that way about me now?
Well I did, didn't I? DIDN'T I?!
» What reminds you of me?
The desert, booze, sunsets, wonderful artwork, cajun food, cats, nice ass
» If you could give me anything what would it be?
A road trip that would last a lifetime
» How well do you know me?
I like to think fairly well...except for how you masturbated when you were young...
» When's the last time you saw me?
Before you went to make me oatmeal!
» Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Yes, but I did anyway and you still ruv me
» Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
If I had one I would
» How have I affected you?
You made me all sensitive and mushy
» What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Our road trips, most assuredly...all the wonderful sunsets
» How long do you think we will be friends?
Until December 21, 2012
» Do you love me?
Infintely
» Would you hug me?
As long as you don't crack my back and enrage me
» Physically, what stands out?
Your beautiful face...or those tig ol' bitties!
» Emotionally, what stands out?
You're all mushy and sweet and understanding and great!
» Do you wish I was cooler?
I wish you didn't associate with so many damn illiterate fucks.
» On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
infinity times ten to the infinity degree
» Am I lovable?
Like a blonde teddy bear
» What do you think my weakness is?
Myspace, booze, food
» Do you think I'll get married?
With Elvis as our witness, we sure did
» What makes me happy?
MEEE! glorious skies, cats, booze, snugglin', sexytime, Chipotle, good muzak
» What makes me sad?
The size of your boobies, not making use of your talents, men hitting on you (I hope)
» Do you think I could kill someone?
You could beat a bitch

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:

» I died from suicide?
Cry for days until I eventually worked up the emotional fortitude to launch you into space, so that alien races could see the infinite potential beauty of our race
» I said I liked you?
Be disappointed, because you need to love me
» I kissed you?
Get you nakey
» I lived next door to you?
Tell you to move back in
» I started smoking?
Whatev
» I stole something?
Applaud your attacks against the shrinkage budget of some faceless corporation
» I was hospitalized?
Bring you the finest Popov to ease your pain
» I ran away from home?
Chase after you
» I got into a fight and you weren't there?
Hope that you beat those bitches

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

» Personality?
Wondefully artistic and sweet
» Eyes?
Like a nebula in space
» Face?
Absolutely perfect
» Hair?
DON'T CHANGE IT
» Clothes?
Average
» Mannerisms?
Contagious...unless they came from D-bags
» Family?
The best beta-family I could ask for

WOULD YOU:

» Be my friend?
Unless you betray me!
» Have sex with me?
Every day, all day, till the day I die
» Lie to make me feel better?
No, lying is a sin
» Spread rumors about me?
Kim is mad crazy in the sack
» Keep a secret if I told you one?
Only for you
» Loan me some cash?
What little I have, yes
» Hold my hand?
As good as I could
» Take a bullet for me?
Yes, it'd be a good excuse to die
» Keep in touch?
I'd like to keep a few places on you in my touch
» Try and solve my problems?
As long as they're math problems
» Date me?
I suppose
» Love me?
For as long as I can